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Beer Craving 2008

Posted by hank, Sat Jun 14 17:11:00 UTC 2008

Today, I got the craving for some beer again. I drove down to Corridor Fine Wines and picked up 49 beers (singles, of course).

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How to eat concord grapes

Posted by hank, Sun Sep 02 13:04:00 UTC 2007

GRAPES!

Oh man. I just fell in love with concord grapes. These things are insane. So eating them is a bit tricky because they have seeds that are lodged inside their gummy insides. My method is simple.

  • Put the grape entirely into your mouth
  • Strip it of the skin with your teeth, and put it aside in your cheek
  • Move the gummy inside in front of your teeth and bite down almost entirely
  • Suck hard and pull

This strips the seeds right out of the inside of the grape. It’s fantastic.

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CheeseToast.Org is Live!

Posted by hardwarehank, Mon Feb 19 23:37:34 UTC 2007

Now, you can see all the cheesy goodness at Cheesetoast.org. Have fun!

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How to make an Awesome Sandwich

Posted by hardwarehank, Sun Jun 11 12:18:47 UTC 2006

Wow. I just made the tastiest sandwich ever. Here are the instructions:

1. Get some Rye Bread (I used “Extra Sour” rye)

2. Get some Green Pepper

3. Get some Tomato

4. Get some Miracle Whip

5. Get some Shredded Beef

6. Get some Mustard

7. Put the oven on broil and put the bread in

8. Cut up your pepper and tomato.

9. Check the bread.

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10. Finally, take the bread out and place golden side down on plate

11. Put on generous amount of miracle whip

12. Put on tomato

13. Put on green pepper

14. Put on mustard (just squirt it as evenly as possible)

15. Put on cheese

16. Put on beef

17. Put on bread

Here’s what it should look like:

Congratulations. You can cook.

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